so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
