It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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