Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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