That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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