Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
