How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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