At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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