Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
being pregnant is like rehab
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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