found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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