i just google imaged poop.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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