That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
