She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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