I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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