She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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