we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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