I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
So here I am, sexting at work.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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