would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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