Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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