The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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