North Korea, Best Korea!
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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