Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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