youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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