i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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