you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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