I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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