He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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