she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
splinters make it hard to masturbate
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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