My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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