he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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