my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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