Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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