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(248): View more from Michigan

***** fucked a guy with one hand last night

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(815): View more from Illinois

Why did you send me a picture of a dick?

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It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.

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(949): View more from California

if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us

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(519): View more from Ontario

I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...

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(201): View more from New Jersey

there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen

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(334): View more from Alabama

Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.

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