So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
