He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
