I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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