from now on my penis is your penis
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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