we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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