How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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