let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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