My pussy is not your playground.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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