so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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