i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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