Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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