My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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