The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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