Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
