you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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