READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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