Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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