whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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