Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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