I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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