I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
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