You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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