Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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