last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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