I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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