so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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